People of Drayton Valley beware! It’s not just rural crime that’s the problem. Sometimes it seems like there’s a whole world of bad guys lining up to try to take our hard earned cash.
On an average day selected at random (in this case the day was last Tuesday, fact fans) my e mail account received a total of 32 messages which were more or less what you’d define as spam. They weren’t necessarily all criminal; some of them appear to be genuine, albeit misguided, attempts to cure my male pattern and address my chronic lack of cheap toner cartridges. But most of them were clearly some kind of scam. They all seem to fall into one of the following categories.
- You’ve won a lottery you didn’t actually enter.
- You’re asked by a soldier in the Middle East /the account manager at an overseas bank/the daughter of a deceased foreign politician, to help them get money out of the country in exchange for a wad of cash so thick you could choke on it.
- Someone named Chesty Marmalade has seen your picture on Facebook, thinks you’re cute and would like to be friends.
- You owe money to the Canada Revenue Agency. If you don’t send it to them in the form of an Apple gift card then the police will be at your door to cart you off to somewhere less than pleasant. Then you’ll be sorry.
The K-9 students at the Tomahawk School have been getting a hands-on learning experience with farming through an agricultural program.
“We’re actually heading into our third year of offering a rural and agricultural education program here at Tomahawk School,” says school principal Tracey Gilmour.
The program was started after the Parkland School Division held a west-end community stakeholder engagement meeting. Gilmour says they heard from parents in their area that they would like to see more practical, hands-on learning, career education, and programming that focused on rural lifestyles.
“It’s brand new for Parkland School Division,” says Gilmour. “There are a couple around the province. One is a charter school, so that’s a little bit different, and then we know of one, maybe two, others.”
Gilmour says they’ve integrated the program into the school curriculum and students get hands-on experience.
“All of our students from K-9 do participate in that class,” says Gilmour.
She says the school views it as a careers education class because many of the students live locally and their families have been in the area for generations.
“We very much see it, as a school, as our responsibility to help prepare our students so that if they also want to continue living in a rural setting, for careers so that they can be successful in a rural community,” she says.
She says the program touches on many areas so students are learning skills that could help in a variety of different careers. This includes fish and wildlife, cottage industries, and they may even branch into oil and gas.
“We’re looking to run programs that can fit that mandate locally,” she says.
Over the past two years, the school has been developing a school farm with the help of some grants and parent volunteers.
“We introduced chickens as our first project,” she says.
Currently, they have a beekeeping program, raised bed gardens, and are putting in a crop field so students can learn how that works.
“We’re also about to get a barn installed in October, hopefully,” says Gilmour. “And at that point we’ll be looking at some larger livestock with some sheep, maybe goats, and then who knows from there.”
Gilmour says they are also applying for some grants for a building that will allow them to offer a year-round hydroponic garden.
The type of classes the students take is based on their age. For the younger children, they spend a lot of time learning outdoors and in nature. She says they spend a lot of time in the forest, learn about local wildlife and animals, and were involved with the chicken hatching.
“One of the things that we know from research is that if we’re going to ask our future generations to be stewards of the land, well, first they have to be connected to that land and love that land,” says Gilmour.
Junior high students who have parent permission are doing hands-on beekeeping. The older students also get to learn about the business side of farming. Gilmour says they learn about business planning, developing land, choosing which produce and livestock to work with , and other aspects of farming that don’t require as much physical labour.
“It really is a tiered approach, like we feel is most age-appropriate and how hands-on they can be on the farm,” she says.
They also focus on technology in the industry. One of the career classes they are offering this year is drone piloting because many crops are now being sprayed using drones.
“We know as a rural career there are lots of opportunities there, whether it’s in utility corridor monitoring work, whether it’s photographing, surveying, or even if it is in agricultural spraying,” she says.
Not only do the students get to participate in the program, but those that show interest beyond the day-to-day class can apply for different roles such as poultry manager or apiary manager. The younger students can also take on extra roles by applying to be a helper.
The students who take on these roles are responsible for managing the chickens and the bees during the school year.
For the first year of the program, the school relied on volunteers to help keep the farm running over the summer. However, this last summer, they offered a high school credit program in July to bring in high school students to help look after things over the summer.
As Tomahawk School does not have high school students, they opened it up to any high school students who would like to earn some extra credits.
“For two weeks over the summer, any high school student, it doesn’t matter what school division they belong to, they could sign up for a credit program,” says Gilmour.
here were several courses the students took, including agricultural safety, introduction to agriculture, introduction to animal basics, introduction to animal husbandry, a livestock course, among others.
She says there were a number of students who signed up, and all of them received six credits for completing the courses. Some of those summer students had just finished junior high and are now heading into high school with credits.
“They were very hands-on with the farm,” says Gilmour. “We did have the sheep in at that time, as well… We brought in some meat rabbits as well.”
On top of that, the school has hatched their own chickens and raised trout for the local fishing ponds.
One of the reasons the school was chosen for this program is Gilmour’s experience in alternative programming. She stepped into the role of principal two years ago, and when she saw the results of the stakeholder meeting, she put together a proposal for the program.
“The division accepted that proposal, and we’ve had the green light ever since to push this as far as we can to see what we can do to set these children up for success in their rural communities,” says Gilmour.
She says they are hoping to find more people who want to be involved, not necessarily with a time commitment, but with expertise and advice. Last year, the school had an expert in maple-tapping teach the kids about the process.
“We are always on the lookout for more community support,” she says.
She says the parents have been very helpful. They were involved in repurposing a shed into a chicken coop, building temporary shelters, fencing, and one volunteer brought in a tractor to create the crop field.
“There is a lot of community involvement in that sense, as well,” says Gilmour.
She says they are always looking for feedback from parents. They currently have a survey linked on their social media page to ascertain if there is a need or want for a high school program.
“We’re looking at a blended high school program potentially,” says Gilmour.
Students would be able to do their core subjects through Parkland School Division’s online learning program, Connection for Education. In the afternoons, they would then focus on the rural and agricultural learning program.
She says they are still open to enrolment, even for students who are not within the catchment area of the Tomahawk School. Parents from other areas can enrol their students with the understanding that they would have to transport their child to the school.
“You don’t have to live in Tomahawk to go to this school,” says Gilmour.
Old standards still make sense
If you’re a teacher who has just headed back to school I have some bad news. Facebook says you’ve been doing it wrong. Or, to be more specific, you’ve been teaching the wrong stuff.
According to something I read on the social media platform, the education system is teaching kids the wrong subjects. And it has been for years.
Facebook obviously wouldn’t just allow someone to publish something without rigorous fact checking. That would be grossly irresponsible. So we have to assume there’s a degree of existential truth to the list of Subjects that Should Be Mandatory in Schools, but I’m not sure what.
I won’t bore you with the full rundown but it includes things like home maintenance, insurance, coding, balancing a cheque book and public speaking.
Wait, what?
Balancing a cheque book was an important skill back around 1990. These days it’s as much use as knowing how to change a roll of fax paper or memorizing your best friend’s phone number.
Keeping up with home repairs is a great thing and you’ll save a bunch of money if you can do them yourself, but as a subject it’s a little vague. Are we talking about changing a lightbulb or pouring a concrete slab for your deck? It would be good to know because one of these things is not like the other.
Insurance? I don’t even know what that means. Sure it can be an expensive mistake if you wind up overinsured. And it can be an even more expensive mistake if you wind up under insured. But I’m not clear on how they’re supposed to teach that in schools when there are so many variables and every case is going to be different.
Coding would be a very worthwhile skill in an increasingly computerized world, but I’m not sure it’s something we all need to be good at, the same as we don’t all need to be doctors, airline pilots or electricians.
And public speaking? Well, don’t schools already teach that? Isn’t that the point of every presentation you were asked to make in front of the class from Grade 1 show and tell onwards?
So if I was a teacher I’d ignore what Facebook says and stick to what I’m doing. You see a lot of criticisms of the high school curriculum, but the standard, traditional subjects have stood us in good stead. Sure, you don’t necessarily end up using everything they teach you in school once you enter the real world. After almost fifty years I’m still waiting for a Frenchman to approach me on the street, say “bonjour” and ask me how old I am or what the time is, but I’ll certainly be prepared if it ever happens.
And the other stuff, reading, writing and arithmetic, is still as important as it ever was. Yeah, we all carry a calculator with us these days, but if you’re trying to figure out whether 600 grams of cheese for $7.22 is a better deal than 450 grams for $5.07, you still have to know how to ask the question before your phone can give you the answer.
Teaching things like that is what school’s for. I hope that never changes.
Winfield woman is TOPS Queen
A local woman has made it to the top after losing the most weight and was named the TOPS Queen for 2026.
Seventy-eight-year-old Pat Thoreson has been a member of the not-for-profit weight-loss club, Take Off Pounds Sensibly, since 1984. After losing the most weight in Alberta this year, Thoreson was crowned the TOPS Queen last May.
“I started out with a weight problem when I was growing up, so I’ve spent a lot of years at it,” she says.
Since she joined TOPS, Thoreson has lost 72.25 lbs, though she says most of the loss was over the past couple of years.
Prior to joining TOPS, Thoreson had tried out a number of different groups in an attempt to achieve results, but with little success. She says she would lose a little bit of weight, but then would gain it back.
Living near Winfield, Thoreson would meet with the club in Bluffton. From spring to the fall, Thoreson would drive herself to the club every week. Over the winter, Thoreson’s husband would drive her so she wouldn’t have to drive in the dark.
As much as the group was about losing weight, the social aspect was also appealing. She says the club was extremely supportive, and she formed a bond with the members, which was one of the reasons that kept her motivated to return.
“We take turns doing programs, and we have contests. It’s just a good support club,” she says. “That has been another thing that has gotten me to this point.”
One of the women Thoreson met was Violet Schmidt, who was Queen in 1995, and the two became very close.
“Over the years, she was one of the best supporters that I’ve ever had,” she says.
Unlike other groups, Thoreson found the approach of TOPS refreshing. Each week there was a weigh-in for the members, similar to other organizations, but they focused on making healthy food choices rather than food or calorie restriction.
“It’s a food exchange,” says Thoreson. “It’s not that you can’t eat certain foods; you just think about the amount of calories and that type of thing.”
She says they allow themselves to eat the food, but just remain conscious of how much and how often they ate it.
It’s also cheaper than many other programs. To join TOPS, there is an annual fee of $49 USD. Thoreson says her club, which has since relocated to Hoadley, also charges a $5 fee for each meeting to cover the costs of the coffee and rental space. Other than that, there are no fees for information packages and no meals that have to be purchased.
Thoreson says the biggest weight loss came after she received an award for being part of the club for 40 years.
“I thought, ‘40 years and I haven’t really done a whole bunch,’” she says. “That’s one of the things that kind of shook my memory that this was why I was really here, not just to visit.”
She says she lost weight at a healthy pace and was able to keep it off thanks to the information she had from the group and the exercise regime that she stuck to.
“On Mondays, [my husband and I] would floor curl in the afternoon. Then on Tuesdays and Thursdays I do chair exercises for one hour in Buck Lake on Tuesdays and Winfield on Thursdays. Then on Thursdays I would walk for three-quarters to an hour at Winfield as well,” says Thoreson.
As a Queen, Thoreson says she would like to advocate the importance of healthy choices to people.
“A person can do it if they just stop and think about what they’re eating and what they should be eating,” she says. “Even though it took me 42 years, I still go there. It’s not like you have to do it all of a sudden.”
Thoreson says she hopes people will hear her message and make time to attend a meeting at a nearby club to see what the organization is all about.
More information about the program can be found at www.tops.org.
Please be a predictable pedestrian
I remember when I let my kids walk to school alone for the first time. I stood in our big front window waving, and blowing kisses fighting the urge to jump in my car and follow them. I told myself repeatedly that if I didn’t get a call from the school wondering where they were, they must have made it safely and they did.
The route to school from our home on 54th Ave was pretty calm for the most part except for three crossings. The first was crossing the road that the old pool was on from west to east. There was no cross walk and it had some blind spots. People often picked up speed while driving and I would really hammer it into the kids’ heads “Stop, look and listen! Then get eye contact.” The other two crossings closer to St. Anthony School did have traffic lights, however some drivers liked to make that right hand turn while they were looking left. Again “Eye contact!” I wanted my kids to know the responsibility of being a pedestrian, after all we lived in town and walking was something we did often. I never wanted them to implicitly trust that the driver saw them, or wasn’t distracted. They needed to be predictable and patient for drivers. That first walk happened three years ago and my, how times have changed.
Whereas, before I directed much of my annoyance and outrage at drivers, now it’s the “pedestrians,” who aren’t actually on foot. I’m talking about people on an e-anything who zip and zoom from sidewalk to the roads, and who don’t make eye contact, don’t act predictably and generally are not respecting the rules of the road or the sidewalk.
Do I sound like a Karen? I hope so.
A few weeks ago I was walking to the library from the office, and there was a truck at the fourway stop to my right. I made eye contact, looked both ways and proceeded to walk. Then out of the blue to my left, an electric scooter came off the sidewalk onto the road, cut off my path of walking and zipped through the intersection, without stopping thereby cutting the truck off too. In this one instance not only could the person have hit me, but the truck that was ready to proceed could have gunned it and hit him.
Seinfeld is my mindless pleasure. There’s one episode I just watched where Kramer got into blows with a baseball player over a ball cleaning violation on the golf course. Jerry thought he was being too strict with the rules. Kramer’s response. “Hey, a rule is a rule and let’s face it without rules…there’s chaos.” This is what the roadways and sidewalks seemed to have devolved into, utter chaos.
So despite the fact that the current laws on electric anything are murky, and scooters shouldn’t be used off of private property, here they are. And while I would love to deliver the typical PSA to drivers, that says “Hey it is back to school, please watch out for pedestrians.” I also want to shout out. “Hey it’s back to school, please make sure your kids know the rules of the road, how to be a respectful pedestrian that acts in a predictable manner around vehicles, and non-motorized pedestrians! Please!!! For the love of…”
I am not just being a Karen on this one and I would like to put the general reminder that not more than a few years ago we had an e-scooter death in this very town when a scooter driver hit a pedestrian, knocking him down resulting in injury causing death.
So on one hand I would like all drivers to be aware of the pedestrians out on the sidewalk this school season but also, pedestrians or hybrid pedestrians please also do your due diligence and watch for traffic, and be predictable. Lets make sure everyone gets to where they are going in a boring and uneventful way this school year.
Thunder look to balance size, speed and mentality
The Drayton Valley Thunder are getting ready to hit the ice for the pre-season, and head coach Jeff Truit says there will be some changes this year.
Truit, who is in his second season of coaching the team, says there were some lessons to be learned last year.
“I knew that this was a tough league coming in, and with a younger group,” he says. “We learned a lot of lessons in how we have to play and how we have to approach things.”
Truit says it wasn’t anything earth-shattering for him; he was aware there could be some improvements the team needed to work on when he started.
There were a lot of first-year players on the team last year, and so there was some inexperience to contend with.
“I thought last year that we got out-competed at times,” he says.
Heading into camp this year, Truit says they are focusing on bringing in more skill and speed, and they are also looking for bigger players.
“It’s going to be a very competitive camp. I think our scouts have done a tremendous job with the quality of players we’ve got coming in,” he says.
The coaches will be keeping an eye out for some of the taller players with more muscle mass this year. Truit says there is a place for every size of player, but he wants a team that’s a balance of players who are six feet or more and have power and the smaller guys who have the speed.
One of the areas that he saw needed to be improved was their game against the boards. He says the team needs to be able to win those battles. When the players head into that situation, there is a mental aspect to the win. Truit says sometimes size can affect how the player acts in the corners.
“We’re not sacrificing skill because these guys do have skill,” he says. “We look at that being a real positive for our team.”
Truit says there is a fire within every athlete regardless of their size, and each one has to work within the team to make it a success.
A lot of the recruits have worn letters on their jerseys from their past teams. Truit says even though these past leaders are coming into a new level of hockey, they know how to prepare for games and are less likely to get overwhelmed.
“They are very mature young men,” he says. “The nice thing about it is they’ve been leaders, they’ve had to take care of their teams and set the example on and off the ice.”
Truit says last year was a tough year, but as the players have come back, he sees a new level of focus. He says their attitudes have always been great, but they are willing to take on the responsibility of taking the team to another level.
“They know we have to improve,” he says. “They know that the pressure is on. They seem to have grasped that, and that speaks to the quality of their character.”
Truit says there is a mental aspect to the game that the players have to master as well.
“[As an athlete] you have to take it upon yourself to raise that level, and that’s a mindset that you’ve gotta come into,” he says. “And it just feels like now they are going to get it done.”
Truit says he sees the increase in the drive from the players, and he’s really excited about what the upcoming season will bring.
While the role of the captain on the team is an important one, Truit says they are all expected to help with the leadership.
“I care about the collective unit rather than just the captains,” he says.
Truit says one of the best things that fans can do to help the team is to fill the seats during games. He says it can be very intimidating for the opposing teams coming in to hear the cheers for the home team.
He says he believes the fans will be proud of the improvements that have been made to the area, including the taller glass, new clock, and screen. The atmosphere will be different.
“The fans here in Drayton Valley can be a very intimidating group when they’re loud and they’re cheering and supporting that way,” he says. “They did a great job for us last year.”
Make your AI posters newspaper friendly
When I first got into the advertising and sales side of the newspaper I didn’t know anything about anything. But I did know I wanted to make sure that we built our clients effective ads specific to newspaper marketing.
“Newspaper friendly” advertising is a stand alone subset of advertising, just like every social network has their own specs for effective digital advertising, and billboards have their requirements, and radio has their requirements. Newspaper ads that follow certain specs are more effective.
Why is this important for you to know? Because with the rise of AI, we have been getting many AI posters as graphic design submissions for advertising. As a jumping off point for our graphic designer this is fantastic intel, however as a carbon copy ad, these posters are not always newspaper friendly.
A few basic tips I share with people when they are considering submitting a draft design are these:
White space! Newspapers need white space. Too much of everything leads to a whole lot of nothing for the eye to focus on. White space allows your prospective clients to see your important messaging from a distance and draws them in closer to see more once interest is piqued.
Font size. The Free Press type font is 9pt. Advertising should be larger than this. In some cases much larger.
Font contrast. A dark font on a lighter background is the easiest to read. This is why newspapers are black font on white paper. Again this takes us back to white space.
These are the basics that I let people know about. This may mean that your newspaper ad is not a carbon copy of your promotional poster.
But our brand! You might protest.
Branding does not mean placing the same identical ad across multiple mediums. Branding requires you to ensure the big picture aspects of your company are included in all advertising such things like: colours, typeface, image themes etc.
You wouldn’t put a very detailed poster on a billboard would you? No. People driving at 70km per hour don’t have time to read all of the information. But you may put the same headline, with the same colour and similar imagery with a big bold company name. Social media advertising favours not just images but videos – branding may appear in the beginning and end of the video.
If you do choose to draft your ad graphics in AI here are some prompts I pulled from Gemini you could use in that will help make your ad specific to the newspaper medium:
Newspaper prompt guidelines from Gemini
1. Demand High Contrast and Grayscale Clarity
Phrase to include in your prompt:
“High contrast, strong key lighting, bold outlines, optimized for black and white print, crisp grayscale separation.”
Note: you can reference the same but in colour, the colour contrast will be more defined.
2. Enforce Simple Compositions and Ample Negative Space
Phrase to include in your prompt:
“Minimalist background, single clear focal point, uncluttered design, generous empty negative space for text overlays.”
3. Choose Graphic or Vector Styles Over Hyper-Realism
Phrase to include in your prompt:
“Flat vector art style, clean graphic illustration, sharp edges, print-ready layout, high-legibility design.”
One of the services the Free Press provides is graphic design. Our graphic designer on staff, has worked in marketing and has a degree in graphic design. She has a keen eye and great understanding of the importance of typeface, layout, and focal point. If you draft your poster initially in AI send it our way to be rendered into a newspaper friendly format. Provide us with a png or pdf file, unflattened so we can adjust to make sure you are getting the best ad that will catch the most eyeballs.
The fact is the wrong ad style for the wrong medium is ineffective no matter the marketing platform you use. Over at the Free Press, advertising is part of the full newspaper package and we want your ads to be as interesting and eye catching to our readers as our editorial headlines.
The best thing to do is to simply delete those messages. Although before I was married I really wouldn’t have minded getting to know Chesty if she ever decided to give up her life of crime and settle down with a fat guy she’d never met. But some scams are a little more persistent. A while ago I got a call from a very nice man claiming he was from Microsoft. He said they’d detected something wrong with our computer and if I’d just follow a few simple steps . . . well, you can guess the rest. The whole thing is a con, of course. They tell you there’s a virus on your machine and they’ll fix it for you. Then they either get you to pay for removing a virus that wasn’t there to begin with, or they try to get access to the computer itself. If you ever get a call like that, hang up. Microsoft will not call you unless you have contacted them. Not ever. They are too busy making money.
So, based on a not very scientific survey, conducted at my house, by me, computer related crime is all over the place and it’s spreading like spilled merlot across the crisp white table cloth of life.
Off-highway vehicles are not allowed on public municipal property in Drayton Valley, whether they are electric or not.
Cody Rossing, the senior manager of community safety for the Town, says that there have been some complaints about e-dirt bikes being used in town and he wants to educate the public about the legislation surrounding electric micro-mobility devices.
“At the end of the day, these e-dirt bikes are considered by the Province of Alberta to be an off-highway vehicle,” says Rossing.
Like other OHVs, owners have to follow the regulations around ownership and use of the vehicle, and the rules don’t change if the vehicle happens to be electric.
“There is a minimum age of 14 to operate any off-highway vehicles. You need registration and you need insurance if you are operating on roadways,” says Rossing. “You do need a helmet if you are on the roadways as well.”
Along with provincial legislation, residents are required to follow the Town’s bylaws. Like many municipalities, OHVs are not permitted to be used within Drayton Valley’s public areas. This includes roads, sidewalks, walking trails, green spaces, and any other publicly accessible areas. The only exception is if it is being used on private property, such as an acreage within town limits.
Rossing says that while many people are only learning about e-dirt bikes now, the Province has had legislation in place for more than 15 years.
“It’s not something that all of a sudden the provincial government or the municipal government has come up with in the last couple of months. It has been very well established several years ago,” he says.
One issue that has come up when these micro vehicles are used in town is the lack of noise. E-dirt bikes and other micro vehicles don’t make a lot of noise, so residents don’t hear them coming. While this might happen with regular bicycles or scooters if someone isn’t paying attention, the real danger lies in how fast the vehicles can go.
Most e-dirt bikes have a top speed that ranges from 50 kph to 130 kph. It’s dangerous enough to have an accident with an e-bicycle, which can get up to speeds between 32 kph and 45 kph, but an accident with an e-dirt bike could be deadly.
“There are huge safety issues that come with that,” says Rossing. “It’s one of those things where we want adults and we want kids to have fun, but it’s got to be done safely.”
He says that enforcement services have been responding to complaints and have spoken to a few individuals about the rules, and they will continue to do so.
Rossing says those who are not happy with the legislation surrounding OHVs can either write to the Minister of Transportation and Economic Corridors, the Honourable Steve MacKinnon, or their local MLA.
How do you spend a two week holiday when the weather is crappy? With visitors from Scotland in tow, my wife and I set out to find the answer to that question earlier this month.
After being rained out of Drayton Valley we headed west in search of a break in the clouds. A friend had told me about the Beaver Boardwalk in Hinton. We decided to give it a go and it was actually really good. Basically it’s a long bridge sort of thing that winds its way through an area of wetland. Not only is there lots of wildlife, there’s something weirdly enjoyable about walking on a pathway of wooden planks. It felt a bit like being on one of those old sailing ships, but without the scurvy or the looming threat of a keel hauling.
And the wildlife did come through for us. Hinton provided muskrats along with the aforementioned beaver. When we headed into the national park we had a very good bear sighting (it was good for us, I’m not sure how the bear felt about it) along with elk, a coyote, rabbits and bighorn sheep. And there were lots of deer, although curiously, here at home the little herd of whitetails who are fond of eating my wife’s flowers and defecating on my front lawn were nowhere to be seen.
And talking of wildlife, we were chased away from a rest stop near Obed by a rampaging horde of caterpillars.
One of the good things about the Miette Hotsprings is that it’s really quite pleasant even if it’s raining. The other positive thing about the weather in Jasper was that the waterfalls were in full swing and as spectacular as you could reasonably hope for, even if you did get wet feet trying to get a closer look.
But you can only spend so long trying to see a mountain through a rain spotted windshield. Back in Drayton we found ourselves eating out a lot. I’ve always been a fan of the number and variety of restaurants we have in this community and they did not let us down. However, it will be some time before I can look at a french fry with anything close to enthusiasm again.
During one late lunch we watched Canada play Bosnia Herzegovina at the World Cup. And we splashed out of a TV subscription so we could see Scotland juuussst manage to beat Haiti after 90 minutes of largely ineffectual huffing and puffing.
With sports in mind, our other trip out of town involved a visit to the rodeo in Rocky Mountain House. They have a really nice set up and for once the weather was not completely horrible, so that was a definite bonus.
But the bulk of our time was spent right here at home, and you know what, it was just fine. We shared a few laughs, did a lot of catching up and spent time visiting with my wife’s extremely large family. (When I say “extremely large” I mean there’s a lot of them, not that they’re particularly big as individuals. Most of them aren’t much over five feet.)
So all in all we had a very nice time and I’m looking forward to doing it all again sometime in the not too distant future.
Hopefully when the weather is better.
With Phase II of the development of the Eleanor Pickup Arts Centre underway, the board’s fundraising committee is seeking permission from the Town and County to have a sponsor for the naming rights of the building.
Last week, both the Town and Brazeau County heard a request from the EPAC board to allow Tom and Sheila McGee to start approaching companies about naming rights for the facility. The name of the theatre wouldn’t replace Eleanor Pickup’s name, but would be something like Naming Sponsor Eleanor Pickup Arts Centre.
By giving out the naming rights, the board believes it would be able to raise a significant portion of the costs of the expansion.
The expansion is expected to cost around $4 million. The goal is to cover most of the costs through grants and fundraising, but the McGees think people should focus less on the dollar signs and more on the benefits a larger facility can provide.
The fundraising committee co-chairs are expected to kick off the fundraising at about the same time as the July 17 Charity Golf Tournament sponsored by the Town and County.
They say they have taken on the project because they feel that it’s important that there be opportunities available for people, especially children, who lean more toward the arts than sports.
“I think it’s a big part of our community that we don’t know,” says Tom McGee.
He says there are many talented people in our community who haven’t been able to show off their skills. While the children who play sports have their place, McGee says he believes it’s just as important to invest in a space for other interests.
For him, watching the kids get ready for a performance and then nail their lines on stage is awesome.
“When you see those kids on stage, remembering their lines and doing their work, you just think, ‘Oh my goodness. How brilliant is that?’” says McGee.
Right now, it’s difficult to hold full productions at the EPAC due to a lack of space. There is no green room, which means that cast members don’t have a lot of room to change their costumes or do their makeup. In some cases, trailers have been parked behind the theatre to provide space for the cast to wait until they’re needed on stage.
There are also no washrooms for the cast to use or any space for set storage during a production.
McGee says that when he was on town council in the past, there was some reluctance to close off the walking space between Main Street and the parking lot behind the EPAC. However, his thought on the matter is that it’s not a long walk to go around the buildings rather than through that space.
He also says the expansion would allow for additional revenue, which could help offset some of the costs of the building. Currently, there is a suite above the theatre that gets rented out. With the proposed expansion, there would be room for an additional two suites.
“The argument could be made that it’s sustainable,” says McGee. “It sort of pays for itself.”
He says they will also be approaching the Minister of Tourism and Sport, MLA Andrew Bointchenko, about any possible tourism grants that might be available for the project.
As Graduation is in the air I was inspired to write something for us who haven’t seen the halls of high school for oh…24 years. I felt that maybe it was time for us to hear a hopeful message of our own, just so life doesn’t completely kick the crap out of us.
When I left town after high school I promised never to return. Well here comes the first life lesson: things change.
Things change
We are 24 years beyond grad and are now a generation of adults and parents, who are ushering the next generation through to adulthood. We also are seeing the first signs that our parents are in fact aging and a life lived is more fleeting than we ever understood as a graduate. Some of you have buried parents, grandparents, peers, and children and just as hope was a part of our graduation swan song, reality had made a home in our middle aged lives.
With over two decades of adulting under our belts we know that things do change. We make monumental life changes for jobs, for family, for our children. Mine brought me back to Drayton Valley, yours may have taken you away.
Also you may have come to the conclusion that you are not going to be the first female “insert accomplishment”, or pop star or movie star or whatever predictions your high school year book had made back in 2002. What you did learn is lesson number two; “success” is really hard.
Success is really hard
Not only is being successful tough, it also requires you to make a lot of tough decisions. Do you miss your kid’s baseball game to go to that client meeting? Do you uproot your family to take that management position?
Being successful, however you define it, comes with payoffs and payments. These get more complicated when you are not just considering yourself. This doesn’t mean to quit striving but, it does mean that sometimes giving up old dreams is the right choice Lesson three: collect new dreams.
Collecting new dreams
As you eek your way through mid life you maybe kicking yourself for not backpacking your way through Europe or taking that internship in some far away land. Flog yourself if you must but, after you do that find a way to – just let go. Life is fluid, and so are your dreams and aspirations. Don’t be that monkey who is so focused on holding on to what was, that you never reach for what could be. You are 40, not 40 feet under. Sign yourself up for a sport this fall, take a class, or travel Europe as the sophisticated adult that you are- with some cash in your pocket.
Speaking of cash, there is much said about retirement saving and not much talk about retirement doing. Lesson four; think about your retirement.
Think about retirement
You have been working now for at least 20 ish years and thoughts of retirement planning may be beginning to swirl. I don’t know much about being retired but I do know having a retirement plan is more than just putting some money away.
What the heck are you going to do with all that free time? This will be the most free time you’ve had since…well forever. Start collecting hobbies, friends, and interests that will carry you through into an amazing retirement. Whatever you do, don’t just sit. Lesson five: move your body.
Finally as you are solidly into your forties, maybe you’ve had a couple of kids, been sitting too long at the computer. Your bones may sound crunchy, your muscles saggy and you can see youth and beauty is giving way to wisdom and peri-menopause.
Do not resign yourself to being old, or getting old, not yet my friends! Instead push aside the career dominated goals of high school and move you body. Whenever you get a chance, walk, dance, whatever it takes just move you body, enjoy your body. Your body is not only the greatest instrument you will ever own, keeping it healthy is the greatest gift you can give.
The greatest gift
The greatest gift you can give your kids is not that RESP, you so carefully put away. What you can give them is far more cheaper than that. It’s to be a healthy aging adult- one who can keep up with the grandkids or even live long enough to meet the grandkids, who can go for long walks and talks, and who can do coffee visits not hospital visits.
It is not the responsibility of our kids to make sure our aging behinds stay healthy. That responsibility lies squarely on our shoulders and will be the best gift we can give our kids as we continue to age.
We are 24 years out of high school and with so much life lived and so much life ahead of us. Class of 2002 now is the time to embrace adulthood and enjoy the summer of our lives.
The Drayton Valley Museum is also operating as a Visitor Centre this year thanks to funding from the Drayton Valley Hospitality and Tourism Authority (DVHTA).
Alyssa Kotyk, the Drayton Valley Museum and Visitor Centre supervisor for this season, says the Drayton Valley Historical Society and the DVHTA are hoping that having a visitor centre at the museum will not only bring tourists to the museum but also to the remainder of the community.
Along with the local artifacts and historical buildings, Kotyk says one of the best features of the museum is that there is no cost to tour the space. They would just like a donation if they would like to.
Kotyk and two other summer students will be the main people running the museum, but the Historical Society has numerous volunteers who look after the museum and its archives during the summer and throughout the months that it is closed.
“I think the volunteers deserve a shout-out. They’re amazing,” she says.
She says the area is perfect for picnics, with lots of green space available as well. The town will also be installing public washrooms on the museum grounds so families can stay as long as they would like.
One item that Kotyk is excited about is a planned interactive display put together by Eagle Points Blue Rapids Parks Council.
“They have been in and out the past couple of weeks planning, dropping stuff off, talking through ideas. So we are super excited to see the finished product of what they’ve come up with,” she says.
She believes the display will help engage younger children when they go through the space, helping them to learn and retain the information.
Since the museum also houses the archives for community newspapers and organizations, Kotyk says they would welcome people coming in for research. However, anyone who wishes to use them will have to speak to a volunteer to ensure they are using the right precautions to avoid damaging some of the older books.
Kotyk will also stay on top of community events this summer and will have that information ready for any tourists who come in.
“I have a nice little booklet of a bunch of flyers for different events going on around town, so if you just are wondering what’s going on in town… come look here,” says Kotyk.
She says that along with events, she also has maps for Brazeau County and Drayton Valley that highlight different parks in the area and have some ideas for fun activities.
“I can plan an entire day, an entire little weekend of different stops, different restaurants, just your one-stop shop about Drayton Valley,” she says.
Last week, the visitor centre officially opened, and its hours of operation are Thursday through Monday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Museum tours will be open from July 2 until August 24, though the centre will remain open until September 7.
Ah the 90’s. It’s hard not to get sentimental about that decade. We were on the cusp of computer technology and many things we did were still analog including camping overnight to get concert tickets. It isn’t very often that you get to partake in rituals like this anymore. In our digital dominated lives, there isn’t much that can’t be bought with just a click of a button. Or at least that’s what I thought.
A couple of weeks ago my aunt and I headed east to Toronto to watch a couple of Blue Jays games, and see Niagara Falls. Of course like a traditional east-west divide the weather was a balmy plus 24 here and a mere plus 10-15 there. I don’t think Chicago should be the only city named “The Windy City,” because Toronto was windy, and rainy.
However, whether the weather was better here or there wasn’t really the point of the trip. This was going to be the first time my aunt has ever gone to a Jays game. She has yelled at hundreds of them on the television but has never stepped foot in the stadium. Neither had I for that matter, however I am not sure I actually ever completely watched a Blue Jays game. It’s safe to say she’s the fan, I am a poser.
There was no greater reflection of our differences than when we finished brunch at the Sportsnet Grill, a restaurant connected to Rogers Center. My aunt had struck up a conversation with another super fan he informed her that if she expected to get a Jose’ Bautista and an Edwin Encarnacion bobblehead at tonight’s game she should be standing in line right now!
To be clear, “right now” was 11:00 AM and “tonight’s game” didn’t start until 7:00PM! The informant was one of a small group that had begun their door sitting vigil at 8:00AM that day.
They were rotating each other out in shifts so they could do bathroom breaks, and get food. They had coolers, lawn chairs, and blankets. All the things we did not have. I thought the whole scene was completely nuts.
My aunt on the other hand was seriously considering sticking out the rest of the day in line.
Why? Because. She’s a super fan and as I’ve come to understand the Blue Jay bobbleheads are a collectors item, they only make 15,000 of each and there are no repeat reproductions. “People sell them on Facebook for like $150,” said the super-informant. Not bad resale value but, no way Jose, I was outie.
We came back to Rogers Centre at 3:00PM, a mere four hours before game time and two hours before the doors opened and line ups there were. My aunt saw the lines and looked like someone just stole her dog. For the briefest of moments I felt an inkling of remorse. There was no way we were getting a bobblehead with these line ups.
But, a quick interrogation of some bobblehead vets, already in line, let us know that all hope wasn’t lost. Based on their historical data, and where we were in line we were guaranteed a bobblehead.
Things were looking up. Until these two people showed up behind us with empty Twisted Teas falling out of their lunch bags. “Oh, man”, I thought we are in for a loooong two hours.
As it turned out dad (65) was an accountant, and often went to ball games with his son (22), a new film school graduate who had an extensive bobblehead collection – 120 in total, were really quite nice and only half in the bag.
Our new friends shared their picnic blanket, showed us where the best bathrooms were, and the cheapest hotdogs.
My aunt talked shop about baseball, and hockey. The wind was cold, but our analog experience, waiting in line for something that couldn’t be bought online really set the tone for our first Jays experience. Not only did it make for an absolutely ridiculous story, there were many text messages that said, “Why the heck would you do that,” it also brought us into the Jays community. Not through a digital medium but in real life, with real people. It is with a sense of nostalgia that I am happy to know that there are still some analog experiences to be had, you just have to be crazy enough to do them.
Is this time to panic? Are we about to be subsumed by a wave of criminal geniuses? Well, probably not. All the multiple scams are the work of a surprisingly small group of people. And people like that have always been out there. It’s just that these days, they’re a little more technologically advanced. Modern telecommunications have led every criminal in the world to our doorstep right here in Drayton Valley. They’re lining up to see how gullible you are. The trick is not to let them in.
These are a few of my favourite things
What do I like? Thanks for asking. I like loads of things.
I like beer. I like wine, especially if there’s some fresh bread and a nice piece of cheese to go with it. I like playing golf. I like holidays somewhere sunny.
Donation leads to arena upgrades
Change is on the way to Drayton Valley’s arena.
The facility, which was rebranded as the Team Auctions Centre last year, will see upgrades valued at $1 million thanks to a contribution from an anonymous donor.
In the high and far-off times
Nothing in the last 50 years has quite matched the feeling I got waking up one July morning in 1976 and realizing I wouldn’t have to so much as think about simultaneous equations for the next six weeks.
E-dirtbikes raise safety concerns
Off-highway vehicles are not allowed on public municipal property in Drayton Valley, whether they are electric or not.
